Sunday, March 13, 2011
Saturday, March 12, 2011
Liar Liar
Your dad and I were teaching you about lying because you had not been telling the truth. One night while we were getting ready for bed your dad was upset with you because you weren't listening and being reverent during the prayer. You looked at him and said, " Dad you aren't beautiful." Your dad said, " That wasn't very nice to say." to which you responded. " Well you told me not to lie." Smarty pants!
What!!!
I was getting out of the shower when you came into the bathroom. I told you that you needed to go out and you pointed to my chest and asked me if those were big. I told you that they were called breasts and that you would get them one day when you were bigger.
Fast forward 1 month
We were making pancakes for breakfast and you were sitting at the table. This is the conversation.
You- Mom, why doesn't the bib fit me anymore?
Me- Because you are growing.
You- I'm getting bigger like a giant?
Me- Yep
You - When I get bigger and become a giant I will have big breasts just like you.
Your dad and I stopped and stared at each other. We started laughing so hard. We had no idea that you would remember something like that from so long ago. Your memory is outstanding. This happened when you were 3 years old.
Fast forward 1 month
We were making pancakes for breakfast and you were sitting at the table. This is the conversation.
You- Mom, why doesn't the bib fit me anymore?
Me- Because you are growing.
You- I'm getting bigger like a giant?
Me- Yep
You - When I get bigger and become a giant I will have big breasts just like you.
Your dad and I stopped and stared at each other. We started laughing so hard. We had no idea that you would remember something like that from so long ago. Your memory is outstanding. This happened when you were 3 years old.
Mouthy
We were eating dinner one night and you were talking more than you were eating. I asked you more than once to stop talking and eat. You weren't listening too well. I was pretty frustrated with you so I told you to shut your mouth. You looked at me and opened your mouth as wide as you could. It was one of those moments that you want to be mad but we all ended up laughing instead.
Little Behind
I was wearing a pair of pants that had the word Aeropostal of the bum. You came up to me and pointed to the letters saying, "A,B,C,D...." I said, " McKaylee that isn't the alphabet, if the alphabet was on my bum then my bum would be big." Without skipping a beat your response was. " But mom, your bum is big."
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